A GROUP OF GIRLS ARE ON VOCATION WHEN THEY SEE A 5-STORY HOTEL WITH A SIGN THAT READS: "FOR WOMEN ONLY." SINCE THEY ARE WITHOUT THEIR BOYFRIENDS AND HUSBANDS, THEY DECIDE TO GO IN.
THE BOUNCER, A VERY ATTRACTIVE GUY, EXPLAINS TO THEM HOW IT WORKS. "WE HAVE 5 FLOORS. GO UP FLOOR BY FLOOR AND ONCE YOU FIND WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR, YOU CAN STAY HERE. IT EASY TO DECIDE SINCE EACH FLOOR HAS A SIGN TELLING YOU WHAT'S INSIDE."
SO THEY START GOING UP AND ON THE FIRST FLOOR THE SIGN READ: "ALL THE MEN ON THIS FLOOR ARE SHORT AND PLAIN." THE FRIENDS LAUGH AND WITHOUT HESITATION MOVE TO THE SECOND FLOOR.
THE SIGN ON THE SECOND FLOOR READ: "ALL THE MEN HERE ARE SHORT AND HANDSOME." STILL, THIS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH SO, THE FRIENDS CONTINUE ON UP.
THEY REACH THE THIRD FLOOR AND THE SIGN READ: "ALL THE MEN HERE ARE TALL AND PLAIN."
THEY STILL WANT TO DO BETTER, AND SO, KNOWING THERE ARE STILL TWO FLOORS LEFT, THEY CONTINUED ON UP.
ON THE FOURTH FLOOR, THE SIGN READ: "ALL THE MEN HERE ARE TALL AND HANDSOME." THE WOMEN GET ALL EXCITED AND ARE GOING IN WHEN THEY REALIZE THAT THERE IS STILL ONE FLOOR LEFT. WONDERING WHAT THEY ARE MISSING, THEY HEAD ON UP TO THE FIFTH FLOOR.
ON THE FIFTH FLOOR, THEY FIND A SIGN THAT READ: "THERE ARE NO MEN HERE. THIS FLOOR WAS BUILT ONLY TO PROVE THAT THERE IS NO WAY TO PLEASE A WOMAN."
